A note on ordering:

All sales are final. No returns accepted. International orders will only be accepted via Gumroad. For ordering art, please contact me directly. These policies do not necessarily apply to sales of original artwork.
For Phoenix area residents: If you send me an email, we can arrange to meet in person. I always enjoy meeting my readers. This also allows me to give you “free” shipping, and the option to pay in cash. Email teel@modernevil.com for more info.

When ordering mini-paintings and hand-painted T-Shirts, please be aware that each work is a one-of-a-kind original, so availability cannot be guaranteed. Similarly, the availability of limited-edition books cannot be guaranteed. All orders will be filled on a first-come fist-serve basis.


A note on Shipping:

All books, audiobooks, and T-Shirts will be shipped via USPS with Tracking to US addresses. International shipping gets very expensive, very quickly, and is not encouraged. I will do my best to ship all orders out within 2 business days, and will email you as soon as I know there’s a problem.