A note on ordering:

All sales are final. No returns accepted. No international orders will be accepted: Please use one of the links listed with each book to the several other online stores which accept orders from international customers. Payments can only be made online through Google Checkout at this time. For ordering art, please contact me directly. These policies do not necessarily apply to sales of original artwork.
 
For Phoenix area residents: If you send me an email, we can arrange to meet in person. I always enjoy meeting my readers. This also allows me to give you “free” shipping, and the option to pay in cash. Email teel@modernevil.com for more info.

When ordering mini-paintings and hand-painted T-Shirts, please be aware that each work is a one-of-a-kind original, so availability cannot be guaranteed. Similarly, numbered limited-edition chapbooks’ availability cannot be guaranteed. All orders will be filled on a first-come fist-serve basis.

A note on Shipping:

A flat-rate shipping & handling fee of $3 per shirt, $1 per chapbook, and at least $6 per mini-painting is automatically added to your order. Signed books ($25 and up) include ‘free’ shipping. All books, audiobooks, and T-Shirts will be shipped via USPS with Delivery Confirmation to US addresses only. I do not currently offer international shipping, or shipping by alternate carriers. I will do my best to ship all orders out within 2 business days, and will email you as soon as I know there’s a problem.

A note on signing and personalization:

I’m the author of these books, and exclusively offer signed books through this website at this time. If you email me when you order, I can add your name and a brief personal note when signing your copy, and even sign in your choice of colors. I am unable to sign/personalize audiobooks at this time.