A note on ordering:

All sales are final. No returns accepted. No international orders will be accepted. Payments can only be made online through Google Checkout at this time. For ordering art, please contact me directly. These policies do not necessarily apply to sales of original artwork.
 
For Phoenix area residents: If you send me an email, we can arrange to meet in person. I always enjoy meeting my readers. This also allows me to give you “free” shipping, and the option to pay in cash. Email teel@modernevil.com for more info.

When ordering mini-paintings and hand-painted T-Shirts, please be aware that each work is a one-of-a-kind original, so availability cannot be guaranteed. Similarly, the availability of limited-edition books cannot be guaranteed. All orders will be filled on a first-come fist-serve basis.

A note on Shipping:

A shipping & handling fee of $6 per order, plus additional charges based on weight is automatically added to your order, unless your order only contains chapbooks. All books, audiobooks, and T-Shirts will be shipped via USPS with Delivery Confirmation to US addresses only. I do not currently offer international shipping, or shipping by alternate carriers, unless you are ordering original artwork larger than 12″. I will do my best to ship all orders out within 2 business days, and will email you as soon as I know there’s a problem.

A note on signing and personalization:

I’m the author of most of these books, and exclusively offer signed books through this website at this time. If you email me when you order a signed paperback, I can add your name and/or a brief personal note when signing your copy, and even sign in your choice of colors. I am unable to sign/personalize audiobooks at this time.