A note on ordering:
All sales are final. No returns accepted. No international orders will be accepted: Please use one of the links listed with each book to the several other online stores which accept orders from international customers. Payments can only be made online through Google Checkout at this time. For ordering art, please contact me directly. These policies do not necessarily apply to sales of original artwork.
For Phoenix area residents: If you send me an email, we can arrange to meet in person. I always enjoy meeting my readers. This also allows me to give you “free” shipping, and the option to pay in cash. Email teel@modernevil.com for more info.
A note on Shipping:
A flat-rate shipping & handling fee of $3 per book/shirt and at least $6 per mini-painting is automatically added to your order. All books, audiobooks, and T-Shirts will be shipped via USPS with Delivery Confirmation to US addresses only. I do not currently offer international shipping, or shipping by alternate carriers. I will do my best to ship all orders out within 2 business days, and will email you as soon as your package is in the mail, or as soon as I know there’s a problem. FOR PRE-ORDERS: I will do my best to ship all pre-orders out within 2 business days of my receipt of books from my printer; I can only guess how quickly they’ll get them to me. Sorry.
A note on signing and personalization:
I’m the author of these books, and would be glad to sign and/or personalize them before shipping them out. If you check the box during checkout to allow me to email you, I will email you once payment is confirmed to see if you have any special requests of this sort. I am unable to sign/personalize audiobooks at this time.
A note on paying for E-Books:
All the E-Books available from Modern Evil Press are free to download, mix, mash, print, share, re-write, write sequels, prequels, spin-offs, and fan-fic for, to adapt into whatever you like, including interpretive dance, research papers, student films, operas, lego diormaas, graphic novels and more, under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share-Alike 3.0 license. We also offer you the option to “buy” our E-Books at half the cover price of the paperback editions – nothing will be shipped to you except a “Thank You” email with links back to the page where you can download the free E-Books. This option exists solely to allow you can show your support for the author. (Better yet, buy the paperback and share it with a friend to spread the word!)











